I was at a party with a guy I had just met in person (after a few months of getting to know each other over text) and he reached for my knee and I got really embarrassed and said,

I didn’t get around to shaving my legs … its actually been like three days.”

and then he looked me dead in the eyes and said,

That’s probably the sexiest thing any girl has ever said to me.”

I thought I kind of ruined the night, even though he seemed to laugh off my lack of motivation to shave my legs, but after I got back to my home he sent me a text that said,

That was the best first impression of a girl I have ever had.”

And thats why I set the standards low people, now I can get away with not shaving my legs for a few days. You should learn a thing or two from me.

siriuslymeg:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

I lost it at “To Greying Actor”.  HAHAHA YES

rubberduckyheart:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

I feel one of two ways towards someone I used to be really close with and I’m not anymore.

•what happened to you?

•what happened to us?

Nothing is as adorable as a guy holding the door open for me, but it really loses its cuteness when he’s holding the stall door open for me so I can use the women’s restroom.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

Charlotte Whitton